Lovely guy at McBaby's nursery:
"Did you enjoy the jam tart we made you for mother's day?"
Me: "Er what jam tart?"
"The little monkey must have eaten it! We made you a jam tart on Friday". Pauses. "Did you not get the cornflake cakes or the biscuits last week or the sponge the week before either?"
Someone's got a sweet tooth, just like their mum!